Dr. Mycroft Snicket

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

sherbies:

do you ever find weird shit in your reaction image folder that you don’t even remember putting in there or why because it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever

weird shit like this:

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but you still keep it there like “ah yes someday there will be a perfect use for you”

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
David Wong  (via asternz)

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

grandcurator:

When calling someone a Neckbeard but they don’t actually have a neckbeard, please remember:

grandcurator:

When calling someone a Neckbeard but they don’t actually have a neckbeard, please remember:


Brooke Fraser

Brooke Fraser

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

guitarstrum:

If there is that one person in your life that is always there for you no matter how you treat them, and listens when no one else does, and just cares and comforts you even in your darkest moments, do not EVER let them go. Ever.